Your trusty "Me Time" companion.

The average American spends about two days worth of time on the toilet every year. With the helping hand of your new Bowl Buddy, you can push that number even higher!

Gone are the days of sore fingers, phones sitting on dirty bathroom floors, and awkward one-handed wiping. This is a hands-free toilet scrolling experience.

It doesn't get any better than this.

The Bowl Buddy
What is happening right now?

This is a product made to stick to your toilet and hold your phone. It is a joke and an honest expression of how we are feeling in this moment. A way to poke fun at our culture and ourselves, our obsessions, habits, and the absurd state of our day-to-day existence.

Is Bowl Buddy Safe?

Technically yes, although doctors recommend limiting your toilet time to 5 minutes if possible, and spending hours on your phone sitting on the toilet is not good for your body, brain, or soul.

Should I buy a bowl buddy?

We can’t in good conscience recommend using our product. Bring a book or a magazine to the toilet, sit in your thoughts, or meditate instead. However, we can recommend buying a Bowl Buddy, because it’s funny and we worked really hard on the packaging, and seeing it sitting on our shelf makes us want to spend less time on our phones.

My Bowl Buddy blinked, What do I do?

Unfortunately, this is a known issue. Your Bowl Buddy has almost certainly been possessed by a spirit of some kind. It could be a rogue AI or a demon, or it could be your social media addiction come to life in some kind of psychotic break. In any case, maybe take a 5-minute break or something?

How do I buy in bulk?

First of all, why? But ok. If you’re interested in ordering a large number of Bowl Buddies, or if you have a cool idea for a collaboration, exhibition, or some content, drop us a note on our contact page!

Does THIS sound like YOU?

Struggling to keep up with your news feed?

Afraid that you're missing out on the latest memes?

Desperate for a little me time?

Overwhelmed by all the chores and tasks of modern life?